The next contestants to duke out the right to nurture your children...
- Will be able to teach your children fencing and archery skills. (Great news for FFA moms.)
- As he likes to stay in peak acrobatic condition, he'll be a great role model and fun on the playground (think monkey bars.)
- He was in the circus, so he's had plenty of experience entertaining children and dealing with wild animals.
- You may find yourself highly distracted on occasion (hello, he's great eye candy) which could lead to irrational behavior or babbling, incoherent speech.
Nanny Black Widow
- She's multi-lingual (will help give your kids an academic edge.)
- If your children have Olympic aspirations, she's a world class athlete with some mad martial art skills.
- If your daughter likes ballet, Black Widow believes she was a ballerina and thereby has amazing dance aptitude.
- She's a spy, so trust is an issue, and she's been brainwashed on occasion, leaving her highly unpredictable.
What are your thoughts? Who would you choose?
Be sure to vote for your favorite in the sidebar poll (upper right corner!) And feel free to comment if you have thoughts to add...
Results: Props to HAWKEYE for snagging 69% of the vote. No doubt it has just a wee little bit to do with his buff pecks and dreamy eyes (just say'n)